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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(Source: rnultiplayer, via crystallized-teardrops)

698317 Notes / Mon Sep 15th, 2014 reblog
kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

17570 Notes / Mon Sep 15th, 2014 reblog

"Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli. Reality is plywood and plastic, done up in mud brown and olive drab. Fantasy tastes of habaneros and honey, cinnamon and cloves, rare red meat and wines as sweet as summer. Reality is beans and tofu, and ashes at the end."

George R.R. Martin (via whoreific)

(Source: observando, via whoreific)

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charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

charliedayy:

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

132164 Notes / Sun Sep 14th, 2014 reblog

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via salvatorefootprints)

641619 Notes / Sun Sep 14th, 2014 reblog

(via the-personal-quotes)

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axelvalentine:

"What’s anal like?

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(via babyminaj)

24190 Notes / Sun Sep 14th, 2014 reblog

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via salvatorefootprints)

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(via babyminaj)

164850 Notes / Sun Sep 14th, 2014 reblog

"Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."

(via verticly)

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270382 Notes / Sun Sep 14th, 2014 reblog

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via crystallized-teardrops)

346018 Notes / Sun Sep 14th, 2014 reblog
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via salvatorefootprints)

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