♥ 127941 Notes / Thu Aug 28th, 2014 ≡ reblog
just let him have the pizza
♥ 523546 Notes / Thu Aug 28th, 2014 ≡ reblogm33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
when you find a very funny meme
when you show your friend the humorous meme
and he also has a giggle at it
(via laughcentre)♥ 55101 Notes / Thu Aug 28th, 2014 ≡ reblog
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that
(via laughcentre)♥ 107921 Notes / Thu Aug 28th, 2014 ≡ reblog
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
(via laughcentre)♥ 309314 Notes / Thu Aug 28th, 2014 ≡ reblog
doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint
Hold down the shift key
oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball
(via laughcentre)♥ 176203 Notes / Thu Aug 28th, 2014 ≡ reblog
♥ 2 Notes / Thu Aug 28th, 2014 ≡ reblog
I think we’re gonna need a dictionary for words that Lorna Morello makes up.