when your mom tells you to do the dishes
(via encourage)♥ 155970 Notes / Thu Aug 21st, 2014 ≡ reblog
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
(via tyleroakley)♥ 151502 Notes / Thu Aug 21st, 2014 ≡ reblog
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit
(via oneohhsix)♥ 316737 Notes / Thu Aug 21st, 2014 ≡ reblog
♥ 138291 Notes / Mon Aug 18th, 2014 ≡ reblog
*cracks my knuckles* time to complain
♥ 43806 Notes / Sun Aug 17th, 2014 ≡ reblog
I watched this for about a minute and a half before hitting the post button.
Watched this for a good 5 minutes